So I don't know what's wrong with my city, but when I checked my local Craigslist personal ads today, about 90% of the posts were for guys looking for guys. There's also like 20 posts per day. WTF!!
Anyways, enough about my gay ass city, and onto more dating sites.
TODAY'S THEME IS GETTING LAID QUICKLY (GLQ)
Your first stop should be adultfriendfinder.com: if you're under 30 and relatively good looking/popular, it's probably just as easy to use Facebook. However, if you're looking to be discrete, check out Adult Friend Finder.
If you believe this dating website's ads, then you'll understand that you have been blessed with a city that is the home to the hottest guys/girls ON THE PLANET. And, lucky for you, they just love to put half-naked pictures of themselves on the internet. Obviously, these ads are fabricated based on your IP address, and you have little chance of actually finding a person that looks like that. However, those who want to GLQ cannot be picky.
GetItOn.com is another good place for GLQ. The best part is that, right from signup, you can specify what kind of relationship you're looking for, and these are your choices:
1) 1 on 1 sex
3) Group sex (4 or more)
4) Cyber sex
5) Cyber sex with cams
The next question is "Describe your sexual appetite" (uhh, voracious? I dunno, nobody has ever asked me that)
Anyways, GetItOn makes no bones about it: their job is to get you laid fast.
The last dating website I'll be looking at is LavaLife.com, another site that has gained infamy through its ridiculous and annoying advertisements.
Nevertheless, LavaLife is the cleanest looking website of the three, and it also allows you to specify which kind of love you're looking for (dating, relationship, or intimate). It has plenty of real members, at a supposed 15 million.
If you've just come back horny from the club at 2:00am, and you don't have any other options, I'd say these dating websites are your best bet for GLQ. Your new friend may not look like this:
But hey, have another shot and she may just start looking like that.