Socially awkward?
Ugly as fuck?
Maybe you should consider finding your love online. According to a recent eHarmony statistic, one in eight couples now find each other online through dating websites. Whether they get married is another story, but sites like that have made it their business to get you laid.
Free sites - The best free dating website to use is PlentyofFish.com
Unfortunately, because it's free, it's attracted a lot of creepers/pedophiles/girls-who-actually-have-dicks
You take with the good with the bad and maybe - just maybe - you'll end up with a mate. Let's hope she doesn't look like the 'chick' above.
Paid sites - eHarmony
Apparently, eHarmony is now responsible for about 5% of marriages in the United States. That's insane. They place a lot of emphasis on their unique, in-depth questionnaire that will find you your perfect match in the online dating world. They have plenty of success stories to back them up. Clearly, they're the number one playa in the industry.
Oh, and eHarmony also has sections for those who only want to date Blacks, Christians, Jews, and old people (lol). I guess this is assuming you're of the same faith, but I'm sure it's useful for the KKK and such.
All right I can kinda see the Jewish nose |
- $59.95 for one month
- $110.85 for three months ($36.95 per month)
- 173.70 for six months ($28.95 per month)
- $251.40 for 12 months ($20.95 per month)
The next big company is Match.com, who will pair you up with a bang-buddy for only $29.99 a month. The into to their site is pretty clever - apparently they've picked the top 30 or so singles on their website and liberally sprinkled their lovely faces on the opening page.
See all these beautiful people you can meet? Well, prepare to be introduced to people who look about half as cute as they do. Such is the nature of the beast, I suppose.
This is exactly what's going to happen |
Now, if any of my readers are married, you may be thinking MY PARTNER WILL BE REALLY PISSED IF I LOOK FOR SEX ONLINE. Fear not, there's a website for you too.
Ashley Madison is a dating website that has been featured on several crappy TV shows (see above). It's a service that discretely hooks up horny married people with other horny, married people (or prostitutes - see above).
If a girl sends you this picture online, she's not a girl |
If you just don't care, have no morals, or are really drunk on a Friday night, Craigslist is probably your best bet. It's filled with people just like you (and rapists).
41 comments:
i think most dating sites are scam
How come at first I though dating sites where a solution...
But after this I think they are a problem...
dating sites are just a gamble...
It's true, many people with no spare time are resorting to this kind of sites, normal people I mean, so it might not be a bad idea.
Swear to God, I know three couples who are now engaged who met online.
I haven't heard many succesful stories on online dating, quite the contrary actually...
never tried it, but haven't ruled it out.
Never done any dating site before, I think it would be weird. Like if your relationship got serious and your friends are like, "How did you two meet?"... It would be all weird and awkward.
Oh, so nice! Thanks for sharing
Classic post, it was a good read. Looks like you have a pretty strong opinion on this kind of stuff, it makes the read pretty funny. Keep up the good work.
ohhh shelby. is that you in the first picture. you did not age well ;D)
In my opinion online dating never works.
I've only had creepy and scary experiences from trying to find a date online. One girl didn't even have teeth when she showed up for the date...
Oh my god, that first picture... That's why I would never try this
i know two people who have gotten married/engaged to people they met through pay dating sites, but i think thats more or less a last resort.
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excellent! I'm very familiar with the online dating scene!
Heres my Profile:
"I have no morals or standards. So for all you skeezers out there now you know where to find me! Its Hard and Free! so Giddeeeeup!"
I've pretty much stopped meeting girls, so it would be advantageous for me to use one of these sites. Don't know if I'll ever get around to it.
Thanks for the post Shelby:)
interesting post and blog, following. :)
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Great post Shelby, but I think that picture at the top is enough of a deterrent for anyone to forego internet dating sites in their search for the chance to butt-hump some pretty mama.
Oh lord that first picture...
Made me laught real hard!
As for my take on online dating, I don't think that it's bad, but I do think that it's for people who can't or won't spare some time to really go out, give people that are not compatible on paper a chance and stuff like that. Those aren't usually good relationship material and do usually either end up in an arranged relationship [read: arranged sex and dinners] or are those that are afraid to leave the house [read: to self concious].
Get out, go around... Enjoy every bit of pain you suffer
Craigslist dating is so classy
This post scares me. Never tried online dating.
I've used plenty of fish, its not that bad
I wouldn't pay to be on a dating site...
i actually know a lot of people who have gotten married or went into a real relationship from an online relationship.
it's a little different but it works.
firt picture - jesus christ its creepy
i don't think that it works
Hahha nice entry =)
It takes a certain type of person to commit to an online dating service and I'm certainly not one of them XD
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