Country and Western Club

I hate country music.

Every time it comes on I feel like my IQ drops fifty points. Sure, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, and the older country stars are great.....but I don't want to debase those people by comparing them to the country of today. It's BRUTAL.

Anyways, tonight I'm being dragged out to a country and western club in town by some friends. The worst part are the guys that are there....either sad, older guys dressed in hats and cowboy boots that have never been worn on a farm, or the young, stupid farmboys who think they're hot shit.

They better have some damn good drink specials. What's your stance on country music?

25 comments:

misterfluf said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:25 PM

I like some country songs for those depressed days but other then that yeah not much of a fan

Robert said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:26 PM

Hey Shelby, I think I want to marry you... are you available?

Synthetic Soiree said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:27 PM

Sorry you're being dragged out to see that crap. On the real though, Johnny, Waylon, Merle -- that stuff is pure gold

njohnfixes said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:28 PM

Old stuff can be good, nowadays it's just wannabe pop almost.

Anonymous said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:37 PM

Modern country is disgustingly vile.

rarglol said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:38 PM

I'm not even a fan of old country.

Anatmasu said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:42 PM

Johnny Cash is awesome

Swift Love said...
October 14, 2010 at 8:43 PM

Johnny Cash kicks ass

TechnoMac said...
October 14, 2010 at 9:05 PM

i guess country music just belongs to another culture as a whole lol

Nie Mand said...
October 14, 2010 at 9:24 PM

I don't care about country music.

MacPCharmony said...
October 14, 2010 at 9:47 PM

middle finger!

Blogster said...
October 14, 2010 at 10:56 PM

cant stand it, Cash is the only exception.

Naj said...
October 15, 2010 at 3:52 AM

i like country music. the only thing/person i think ruining the genre is taylor swift.

kabello said...
October 15, 2010 at 5:21 AM

i love this genre's

Max Steel said...
October 15, 2010 at 7:29 AM

I was flipping thru some radio stations and stopped at some Jimmy Buffet and after the song the station said it was classic country i was like wtf

Kikino said...
October 15, 2010 at 9:23 AM

you could say the same about every music style. there ara very few true musicians and the rest are all copy cats making shit

Reilly said...
October 15, 2010 at 10:24 AM

used to be good but cmon, current music of 2000'ish is apeshit

dirtfarmer said...
October 15, 2010 at 10:36 AM

i like some older country, and maybe 5% of newer stuff.

Rorschach Redemption said...
October 15, 2010 at 11:34 AM

My stance is it's one of those things that annoy me in general, so I avoid it. There are a few 'fusions' that are acceptable, and some of that slide guitar is funky, but that is it.

Ishu said...
October 15, 2010 at 3:04 PM

country rock is awesome

Swift Love said...
October 15, 2010 at 3:08 PM

that was Cash in his prime

Matt said...
October 15, 2010 at 5:23 PM

Country music is terrible. I'm forced to listen to it all the time.

aGas said...
October 16, 2010 at 7:30 AM

i dont like country.

Bruce Mason said...
October 16, 2010 at 10:14 AM

That picture of Johnny Cash is hilarious!

Edward said...
October 16, 2010 at 6:20 PM

The oldies are still the best, obviously. There's some good new stuff, but like every other genre you have the groups that are just trying to sound like "country." Eli Young Band integrates a lot of other musical influences aside from country, so they're kind of unique. Anyway, I like some of it. Just don't make the whole "country doesn't talk about anything but broken relationships" spiel--95% of American music is about love. Period.

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